Week 16 predictions: Panthers top Saints; Ravens edge Patriots

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It's Week 16. Which means picks time = time to pick the playoffs. After all, how many games below don't have postseason implications?
Three, as it turns out: Titans-Jaguars, Browns-Jets and Buccaneers-Rams are the only matchups on the 16-game slate that will not impact the playoffs. That's pretty incredible, and it reflects the vision of league-wide parity held by the commissioner triumvirate of Bell-Rozelle-Tagliabue. Elsewhere ...
That is correct, Chris Kyle. Don Majkowski is the answer to the trivia question posted in the Power Rankings this week; he was the last Packers quarterback -- before Matt Flynn, of course -- to beat the Cowboys in Dallas. Chris Kyle ... is that a double first name? Like Billy Joe Tolliver? Do you remember Billy Joe Tolliver? Does anyone remember Billy Joe Tolliver? Well, he was playing as the same time as Majkowski, who was replaced in Green Bay by Brett Favre, who was replaced by Aaron Rodgers, who has been ably replaced by Flynn (with a little Scott Tolzien and -- literally -- a dash of Seneca Wallace thrown in).
Can Flynn deliver again when Green Bay hosts Pittsburgh? See below. As for the rest of the games, feel free to share your thoughts. We put a little something extra for the 'Stick's last stand. Feel free to share your thoughts on that as well ... @Harrison_NFL.
Now, let's get to it.
Elliot Harrison went 9-7 on his predictions for Week 15, giving him a record of 138-86 so far this season. How will he fare in Week 16? His picks are below, with home teams listed second. To make your own predictions on this week's games, click here.
Three, as it turns out: Titans-Jaguars, Browns-Jets and Buccaneers-Rams are the only matchups on the 16-game slate that will not impact the playoffs. That's pretty incredible, and it reflects the vision of league-wide parity held by the commissioner triumvirate of Bell-Rozelle-Tagliabue. Elsewhere ...
That is correct, Chris Kyle. Don Majkowski is the answer to the trivia question posted in the Power Rankings this week; he was the last Packers quarterback -- before Matt Flynn, of course -- to beat the Cowboys in Dallas. Chris Kyle ... is that a double first name? Like Billy Joe Tolliver? Do you remember Billy Joe Tolliver? Does anyone remember Billy Joe Tolliver? Well, he was playing as the same time as Majkowski, who was replaced in Green Bay by Brett Favre, who was replaced by Aaron Rodgers, who has been ably replaced by Flynn (with a little Scott Tolzien and -- literally -- a dash of Seneca Wallace thrown in).
Can Flynn deliver again when Green Bay hosts Pittsburgh? See below. As for the rest of the games, feel free to share your thoughts. We put a little something extra for the 'Stick's last stand. Feel free to share your thoughts on that as well ... @Harrison_NFL.
Now, let's get to it.
Elliot Harrison went 9-7 on his predictions for Week 15, giving him a record of 138-86 so far this season. How will he fare in Week 16? His picks are below, with home teams listed second. To make your own predictions on this week's games, click here.
This is a crucial game for Miami, as the AFC's sixth seed hangs in the balance. It's also a bad matchup for the
Dolphins on paper, as they've allowed a league-high 51 sacks while the
Bills' defense paces the NFL with 49. In fact, Buffalo has recorded a sack in 38 straight meetings with Miami -- now
that's an impressive stat. Speaking of impressive,
Ryan Tannehill is coming off
the most impressive performance of his career versus the
Patriots, hanging tough in what was certainly a pressure-packed day for both teams, as far as
the AFC playoff picture is concerned. Oh, and the
Dolphins
have also impressed with their commitment to the ground attack. Miami
has run the football 84 times for 395 yards over the past three games
after rushing just 50 times in the previous three. That should give
Tannehill the help he needs.
#MIAvsBUF
The
Saints
have not played well on the road at all this season, losing four of
their past five away games, including three absolutely ugly ones:
at the Jets,
at the Seahawks and
at the Rams.
The real problem is, well, a big bowl of soup; there is no single
issue. The run defense has struggled, though over the back half of the
season, the
Saints have allowed only one opponent to top 400 total yards (the
Seahawks
finished with 429 in that Week 13 loss). New Orleans' ground game is
another deficiency: The offensive line and backs have done virtually
nothing over the past three games, running for 58 yards per contest
while barely averaging more than 3 yards per carry during that stretch.
And, of course, the three turnovers in St. Louis sure didn't help
matters
last Sunday. Speaking of turnovers, the
Saints haven't forced one of their own since before
Thanksgiving. Carolina is going to run on New Orleans' front repeatedly -- perhaps 35 times -- and will control the game.
#NOvsCAR
Can
Matt Cassel do it again? Is the Pope Polish?
(No, he's not.)
Against the Eagles last week,
Cassel was 26-of-35 passing for 382 yards and two touchdowns, and he
also added one rushing score -- making him a fantasy monster. And he was
able to do it with
Matt Asiata. Hey, if you can't win games with
Matt Asiata in your backfield (30 carries for --
cough -- 51 yards), well, you just can't win. That's what I always say. Cassel should be able to work against a
Bengals secondary that is hurting, but in Cincinnati, with the playoffs on the line, look for the home team to prevail.
Bengals offensive coordinator
Jay Gruden
must get rookies
Tyler Eifert and
Giovani Bernard involved early. Gruden's play-calling has been as loved around Cincinnati as
an autographed John Taylor football.
#MINvsCIN
Peyton Manning takes on
the NFL's second-ranked pass defense. Hmm. That seems like a tough matchup -- until you dig deeper. You see, opponents have attempted just 409 passes against the
Texans
-- 34 fewer than the next closest team. That's because a) Houston is
behind all the time, meaning teams don't have to take to the air, and b)
the
Texans have
the 24th-ranked run defense,
so clubs can grind it out if need be. Of course, many of Houston's
problems stem from turning the ball over and either letting opposing
defenses score or giving up ocean-front property in terms of field
position. Manning should be able to exploit a
Texans defense that doesn't disguise what it does very well.
#DENvsHOU
The
Titans are swept by the
Jaguars. Tennessee might be playing for
Mike Munchak's NFL life at this point, but Jacksonville is not the winless team it was when the two teams last
met back in Week 10. Interesting note about the
Titans: In 18 meetings in Jacksonville, Tennessee has never thrown for more than 285 yards. Considering that the
Titans
are struggling mightily to run the football, that's not a good sign.
Jacksonville has also won three of four home games against Tennessee and
four of the past six overall. Ask yourself seriously: Is there any
other team that the
Jaguars have beaten four out of six times? Jacksonville doesn't beat
anybody four out of six times.
#TENvsJAX
Will
Jamaal Charles
knock it out of the park again? Will
Alex Smith once more play like Len Dawson with a touch of Johnny Unitas? Well, let's slow down, as Smith's five touchdown passes
against the Raiders traveled oh, I don't know, about 12 yards total in the air. Still, the man
did go 17-of-20 passing while averaging more than 14 yards per attempt. Meanwhile, the
Colts'
secondary has been getting burned quite a bit on the road without
getting many big plays to offset its struggles; in their past five away
games, they've allowed 10 touchdown passes without notching a single
interception. And you can't expect
Andrew Luck
to suddenly play amazingly against that defense in Kansas City when
he's been mostly mediocre for a month and a half -- in his past four
games, Luck passed for 163, 200, 326 and 180 yards. Indy
needs this one to avoid having to beat the
Chiefs
again two weeks from now as a No. 4 seed before potentially having to
travel to Denver for the AFC Championship Game. Unfortunately for the
Colts, I don't think they'll get it, not behind what has mostly been a lackluster running game. At least
Trent Richardson thinks he's played well.
#INDvsKC
Just when you think the
Jets are going to implode, they'll win a game. They had better stop
Browns receiver
Josh Gordon,
who has been a beast, posting at least one touchdown catch in five
straight games. He's also averaging 19.8 yards per catch (tops in the
NFL), has 1,467 yards (also tops in the NFL) and loves
kittens. Considering that the
Jets
have allowed opposing quarterbacks at least three completions of 25
yards for seven straight games, this figures to be a difficult matchup.
Still, Cleveland can't run, and that will be especially true against the
Jets. Now, being at home,
Geno Smith merely needs to protect the football and use his running game -- the
Jets have netted 300 yards on 60 carries over the past two contests, good for 5 yards per carry. Hopefully,
Santonio Holmes won't
call Cleveland's front seven the weak link.
#CLEvsNYJ
Factoring in location, the host
Rams are certainly at an advantage;
Jeff Fisher's group, which is coming off
a big win, is 4-3 in St. Louis. The
Buccaneers,
meanwhile, are an awful 1-5 on the road, despite boasting a turnover
differential of plus-eight in away games -- that really is an incredibly
weird stat. So what's been the catch? Stupid mistakes -- like
Lavonte David's Week 1 gaffe
-- come to mind, as well as a complete lack of offense. Tampa Bay
averages just 282.5 yards per away game, the worst mark in the NFC by
far and the lowest in the NFL. The
Rams
force more than two turnovers per game in St. Louis, where their
defense clearly responds to the friendly crowd; they've also amassed 24
sacks at home, fifth best in the NFL. The Bucs are going to have a
difficult time moving the football with rookie quarterback
Mike Glennon against a team that seems to be finishing hot for the second year in a row.
#TBvsSTL
A lot of people are expecting the
Dallas Cowboys to tank, but that's not their M.O. The usual Dallas way would be to win this game in exciting fashion, then tank
next week ... you know, finish 8-8 to let the NFC East slip
away for the third straight year. Who knows? Maybe offensive coordinator
and play-caller
Bill Callahan
won't let his apparent disdain for
DeMarco Murray
surface; maybe he'll actually hand the guy the rock in the second half.
Of course, that's all fine and good -- until the defense starts giving
up gobs of yards to the
Redskins' offense. Some might debate me on this, but
Kirk Cousins -- turnovers or no -- is a better passer than
Robert Griffin III. Now, the question is, how effective will Washington's
Alfred Morris- and
Roy Helu-led ground game be? With
Sean Lee
not likely to be manning the middle for the
Cowboys, the
Redskins' running backs versus the Dallas front seven is the key matchup to watch.
#DALvsWAS
Detroit gets untracked this week. (Where did that dumb sportswriter phrase
come from anyway? Is any team "on the track?" My apologies.) Don't you just
feel like this is the kind of game that the
Lions will win to make the NFC North interesting, only to let their fans down harshly? Sorry, Detroit fans; we can't do that to you.
Eli Manning might not throw
five picks again, but he'll cough up at least one, which should give the
Lions' offense what it needs. I also think that, what with all the attention, a supremely motivated
Calvin Johnson will get, well,
you know, while
Nate Burleson will have a 100-yard day. Let's hope
Matthew Stafford plays better than Eric Hipple this week. (Actually, we're not sure Hipple played that bad.)
#NYGvsDET
Don't be looking for
a 58-0 score here, though we did predict that exact final in our picks column last year. It really was a visionary moment --
except not at all.
Actually, after nailing five scores last year, we don't think we've
gotten one exactly right in 2013. Well, this is the week we hit the
bull's-eye, as Seattle wins by nine behind some clutch out-of-pocket
playmaking by
Russell Wilson. It's interesting to note that
Marshawn Lynch topped 100 yards against the
Cardinals for the first and only time of his career thus far in that blowout win last season.
Against Arizona earlier this season, Lynch darn-near
busted Darnell Docket's grill
on one particular run, going into partial Beast mode that game. On
Sunday, Lynch will be leaned on against what is a pretty tough front
seven. Any way you slice it, the Cards' defense will continue to miss
injured safety Tyrann Mathieu ... aaaand
Carson Palmer will need to throw a couple of touchdown passes ... aaand
Bruce Arians will have to dial up
Rashard Mendenhall 15 to 20 times to keep
things in balance. Otherwise, Arizona will fall.
#AZvsSEA
This one will include much offense and a lot of field goals. If you watched the
Ravens
on Thanksgiving or
on Monday night,
you know how their offense can get bogged down, leaving them to rely on
the kicker. As for that kicker, by the way, is anyone better than
Justin Tucker? A lot of people got mad at me for picking Tucker over Minnesota's
Blair Walsh
on this team, but Tucker has been a baller -- that's right, we're calling a placekicker a baller. Get excited. Thing is,
Patriots kicker
Stephen Gostkowski will be leaned on heavily, too, as frankly,
Tom Brady hasn't played well against the
Ravens,
putting together a career passer rating of 72.1. Baltimore is the only
team against which he's thrown more picks than touchdown passes --
playoffs included. We'd have more confidence in the home team if we knew
the
Ravens could exploit the middle of the
Patriots' run defense -- but then, have you
seen the
Ravens' ground game this season? This one's gonna be close!
#NEvsBAL
Not going to lie; this is a "cool-uni" matchup. Oh, and it also carries some major playoff implications, with the
Packers
still fighting for the NFC North while the
Steelers -- even with gut-wrenching losses to the
Ravens and
Dolphins in recent weeks -- are alive and kicking in
the chase for that sixth spot
in the AFC, if barely. The historical footnotes are sweet, as well.
This will be the first meeting of these two franchises -- which have 10
Super Bowl championships between them -- since
Super Bowl XLV.
Game Picks trivia: For what is the matchup best known?
As for this particular meeting, it should be one of the most entertaining contests of Week 16, even if it is flying a bit under the radar. The Packers' wideouts should be able to get separation against the Steelers' defensive backs. Also, for whatever reason, quarterback Matt Flynn plays well in Green Bay's system. Pass protection is the key, along with the Packers' ability to mix in Eddie Lacy enough to keep the defense honest. Pittsburgh, meanwhile, gets to the quarterback about as often as people have something glowing to say about Emmanuel Sanders' hands. If the Steelers can't improve on that, Green Bay wins at home. Game Picks trivia hint: The game also took place in Lambeau. #PITvsGB
As for this particular meeting, it should be one of the most entertaining contests of Week 16, even if it is flying a bit under the radar. The Packers' wideouts should be able to get separation against the Steelers' defensive backs. Also, for whatever reason, quarterback Matt Flynn plays well in Green Bay's system. Pass protection is the key, along with the Packers' ability to mix in Eddie Lacy enough to keep the defense honest. Pittsburgh, meanwhile, gets to the quarterback about as often as people have something glowing to say about Emmanuel Sanders' hands. If the Steelers can't improve on that, Green Bay wins at home. Game Picks trivia hint: The game also took place in Lambeau. #PITvsGB
The
Raiders are certainly capable of playing the
Chargers tough in San Diego, but with so much --
including, potentially, the AFC's sixth seed
-- riding on the outcome, I figure the Bolts will hang tough. Make no
mistake, San Diego needs a lot of help, but losing to Oakland would
definitely sink
Mike McCoy's hopes to land a playoff berth in his first season in SoCal. First things first, though; the
Chargers have to stop the run. The
Raiders can carry the football with
Rashad Jennings and
Marcel Reece. As bad as San Diego's defense has been in spots this year, that matchup can't be understated.
Oakland beat the Chargers earlier this season
behind a mix of big plays, solid running, turnovers converted into
points and special-teams contributions -- not to mention, San Diego came
out flat. We don't expect that to happen this time; if the
Chargers protect the football, they'll win. They simply are more talented and have a better quarterback.
#OAKvsSD
All right, time for some interesting nugs of gold:
» This matchup pits the two players with the most touches in the NFL this season -- Matt Forte (324) and Shady McCoy (314) -- against each other.
» The Bears' run defense has allowed 152.4 yards per game, at a clip of 5.2 yards per carry.
» Nick Foles has 23 touchdown passes and two interceptions this season.
» Alshon Jeffery averages 14.3 yards per touch this season, second-best in the NFL among qualifiers (he's on pace for 100 touches).
» The Eagles had allowed 21 points or less for nine games in a row -- and then they coughed up 48 to Matt Cassel and Matt Asiata. Matt Asiata.
So basically we're saying this is going to be a shootout. Once the Eagles get a lead, the Bears' run defense will fail to hold the fort ... or even build a fort to begin with. Philly wins. #CHIvsPHI
» This matchup pits the two players with the most touches in the NFL this season -- Matt Forte (324) and Shady McCoy (314) -- against each other.
» The Bears' run defense has allowed 152.4 yards per game, at a clip of 5.2 yards per carry.
» Nick Foles has 23 touchdown passes and two interceptions this season.
» Alshon Jeffery averages 14.3 yards per touch this season, second-best in the NFL among qualifiers (he's on pace for 100 touches).
» The Eagles had allowed 21 points or less for nine games in a row -- and then they coughed up 48 to Matt Cassel and Matt Asiata. Matt Asiata.
So basically we're saying this is going to be a shootout. Once the Eagles get a lead, the Bears' run defense will fail to hold the fort ... or even build a fort to begin with. Philly wins. #CHIvsPHI
The last game at the 'Stick. It really is sad. We like the
49ers, mostly because the
Falcons will have trouble matching up with
Michael Crabtree,
Anquan Boldin and
Vernon Davis
-- or, to put it another way, they won't be able to cover all three.
Davis can stretch the game vertically. Boldin can snare the ball in
traffic as well as anyone.
Michael Crabtree is phenomenal after the catch. Meanwhile,
Matt Ryan has thrown 11 touchdown passes against 12 interceptions with a sub-75 passer rating on the road for Atlanta.
On another note, here are my top five games in Candlestick Park history. Let us know if we got it wrong (@Harrison_NFL):
5) 2011, divisional playoff: Alex Smith and Vernon Davis take out the Saints with what is now referred to as "The Catch III."
4) 1980, Saints at 49ers: Joe Montana pulls off a legendary 28-point comeback -- and begins a legendary career. This was once the biggest comeback in league history.
3) 1990, NFC Championship Game: The 49ers fumble away their bid for a threepeat, as the underdog Giants pull off a fake punt and a game-winning kick in a phenomenal matchup.
2) 1998, NFC Wild-Card Game: "The Catch II." Steve Young slips, T.O. hangs on, and the 49ers win an incredible wild-card matchup against the two-time defending NFC champions.
1) 1981, NFC Championship Game: "The Catch." Perhaps the greatest game in NFL history. #ATLvsSF
On another note, here are my top five games in Candlestick Park history. Let us know if we got it wrong (@Harrison_NFL):
5) 2011, divisional playoff: Alex Smith and Vernon Davis take out the Saints with what is now referred to as "The Catch III."
4) 1980, Saints at 49ers: Joe Montana pulls off a legendary 28-point comeback -- and begins a legendary career. This was once the biggest comeback in league history.
3) 1990, NFC Championship Game: The 49ers fumble away their bid for a threepeat, as the underdog Giants pull off a fake punt and a game-winning kick in a phenomenal matchup.
2) 1998, NFC Wild-Card Game: "The Catch II." Steve Young slips, T.O. hangs on, and the 49ers win an incredible wild-card matchup against the two-time defending NFC champions.
1) 1981, NFC Championship Game: "The Catch." Perhaps the greatest game in NFL history. #ATLvsSF